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"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Beach Barbecue

Rose Garden

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Get... a-nother room!"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."