Home Search Gifts

We're not a couple ma'am. Sorry, I thought you were buying a house together. Just friends. I see. Forgive me. Realty King. Is one of you available to date my brother? Not me. Maybe him. Hey!

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

House hunting is cruel.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Able to Google Stuff Man

"Here comes the sports section!"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"You rang?"

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."