Online House Hunter Gifts

Buying a house on the Internet.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Starter Homes

'This is close enough.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."