Online House Hunter Gifts

Buying a house on the Internet.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Emigrating to France.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'This is close enough.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Starter Homes

Realty. Remember

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'