Housing Hunter Gifts

'I'm sorry, but we haven't seen a price range that low since Roosevelt was in office.'

'Yes, I know I told you only this morning that the property was within your price range....and this morning it was.'

Real estate: 'Sure, it's a long commute, but the price is right!'

'Don't be alarmed at closing when you sign you name so many times you don't recognize your own signature.'

"This housing shortage is getting ridiculous!"

'If you feed that thing, it'll NEVER go away!'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Shakespeare Ave

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Emigrating to France.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'