First Home Mugs

'This place looks familiar - are you SURE we haven't been married before?'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Fancy living here with the in-laws until we find a place of our own?'

Moving in

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

LAY ZEE FUK

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Late night teddy reading

Gardener

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Allotment

"And this is our media room."

Beach Barbecue

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."