Second Home Enthusiast Gifts

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Moving in

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"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Real Estate Personals

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Home Sweet Second Home.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Living together, couple in love.

'They're playing house.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

New Homes

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Turtle Eviction

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Changing house name.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Homeowner please help."

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.