Second Home Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I didn't spark joy."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Moving in

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

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Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Home Sweet Second Home.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Real Estate Personals

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Living together, couple in love.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Nest building

New Homes

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Changing house name.

Turtle Eviction

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"Homeowner please help."