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'But I thought you said this was going to be a vacation home.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

We're putting on a subtraction.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Moving in

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Artex cartoon

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

How to Build a Bungalow

Eggshell blue

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

Castle Efficiency

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

"You see? You gotta turn it counter-clockwise."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'