First Flush Fan Gifts

Tea Snob.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

First aid in mountains

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Sand danger

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Dog fetches dice

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Simpson, you promised you wouldn't tell anybody I turned down Bill Gates!"

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Internal Combustion.

'Hot enough for ya?'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Earthworm Stampede

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"I knew you'd like this place."

'And...?'

Scranton the Ride

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Virtual reality platform.

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'