First Flush Fan Pillows

Tea Snob.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

First aid in mountains

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Sand danger

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Dog fetches dice

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Internal Combustion.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Earthworm Stampede

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"I asked you nicely to stay in the waiting room."

"I knew you'd like this place."

'And...?'

Scranton the Ride

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'What d'you see?!? What d'you see?!?'

Virtual reality platform.