First Contact Fan Pillows

'Hey, who's your friend?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

First aid in mountains

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Tea Snob.

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'Wow, you're absolutely right! From up here, they look EXACTLY like us!'

"Take us to your least douchebag leader."

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'You really should work on your people skills.'

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

'We're no fly by night operation.'

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

'No that's not Steve, that's Margaret, - Steve died of a heart attack last year...'