'No creamed peas for me today!'
First Child's Birth Gifts
Welcoming your first child is a milestone worth commemorating. Our curated collection of gifts features adorable and witty items perfect for celebrating new parenthood and this special life event. Find gifts that capture the joy, excitement, and love of this unforgettable chapter, making every moment even more memorable.
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"His first out-of-body experience."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
A young Don King
Madonna of the Pukes.
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Baby Piano
My First Camera
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
"That's not how I sat on you."
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?
Gifts for a cloned baby!
"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"
'He has your nose and my ears.'
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.
Children's artwork exhibition.
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?
'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'
'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'
'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'
'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
First Child's Birth Gifts Collection
First Child's Birth Mugs
Looking for a mug that celebrates your first child's birth? Explore our range of adorable and witty mugs perfect for new parents and proud family members.
First Child's Birth Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that honor your first child's birth, adding a personal touch to your nursery or living space.
First Child's Birth Prints
Decorate your home with prints that beautifully commemorate your first child's arrival, celebrating this unforgettable milestone.
First Child's Birth T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the joy of welcoming your first child, with fun and heartfelt designs for proud parents and family.