"You're really starting to bug me."
First Argument Gifts
Looking for meaningful gifts to commemorate life's first arguments, new chapters, or memorable milestones? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt products designed to celebrate those special moments that shape us. Whether it's a humorous keepsake or a sentimental memento, find something that captures the essence of life's first arguments and important life events. These gifts make memorable keepsakes for yourself or loved ones embarking on new journeys or sharing unique experiences.
"You cannot be serious,Margaret - going home to MOTHER?'
"Lets watch a martial arts movie."
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
'My feet are killing me.'
Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth
Annual run-off at the mouth.
"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Barristers
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.
"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
'He started it!'
"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."
Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.
Next Wave Collegiate Sports
"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"
'He's always looking for an argument!'
'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'
Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister
The last word.
"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."
'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'
'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'
'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'
"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."
Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
Moral Outrage.
'Safe!'
First Argument Gifts Collection
First Argument Mugs
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First Argument Pillows
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First Argument Prints
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First Argument T-Shirts
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