Arguments Gifts

"Oh stop judging me, Gerald!"

'To think you believe there are two sides to the argument.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Anthing I say can and will be used against me ... eventually ... when I least expect it.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Safe!'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

The last word.

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'