Argument Gifts

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

The last word.

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Moral Outrage.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."