Argument Ninja Gifts

Find the perfect gift for the argument ninja who loves a good debate and a quick wit. Our collection features clever designs on mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that humorously honor their debating prowess and sharp tongue. Whether for a friend, partner, or self, these items make a spirited gift that shows you get their passion for spirited discussions and clever comebacks.

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A man issues a knock-out blow in an argument,

A man issues a knock-out blow in an argument, mockup

A man issues a knock-out blow in an argument,

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"The meeting will come to order." mockup

"The meeting will come to order."

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.' mockup

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..." mockup

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument." mockup

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

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'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.' mockup

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

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'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!' mockup

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

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'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!' mockup

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

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"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends." mockup

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

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'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.' mockup

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack. mockup

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

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'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!' mockup

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about. mockup

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

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"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes." mockup

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

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"Is this about your raise?"

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'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.' mockup

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

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Mediation Process

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'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.' mockup

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

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'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!' mockup

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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"Your answers sound rehearsed."

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'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.' mockup

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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'He started it!'

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'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!' mockup

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

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'What can we do about this leadership course?'

'What can we do about this leadership course?' mockup

'What can we do about this leadership course?'

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'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.' mockup

'A hostile takeover just wasn't feasible, so we agreed to a hostile merger.'

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'I need a lot of trunk space.'

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Argument Ninja Gifts Collection

Argument Ninja Mugs

Discover more witty argument ninja products on our mugs page—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.

Argument Ninja Pillows

Check out our argument ninja pillows for a fun, comfy way to celebrate their debating prowess in any space.

Argument Ninja Prints

Browse our prints collection to find bold, humorous art that captures the spirit of the argument ninja's lively exchanges.

Argument Ninja T-Shirts

Explore our collection of argument ninja t-shirts and find the ideal shirt to showcase their debate skills with style and humor.