Argument Ace Gifts

'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

The last word.

'Why do you always win the argument?'

Marital Tally: Arguments Won

Lethal Presentation

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Failure/Due Diligence

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"