Argument Buff Gifts

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"You're fired."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Sue the Author 3PM

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"But what if this is all there is?"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."