Debate Buff Gifts

Headless Horseman - Perry.

"It's nice up here, but I miss Trump's name calling of Democrats."

Democratic Primaries

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

An informed voter is a good voter

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Best System in the World

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Who Let the Dawg In?

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pickle

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"Ukraine peace talks"

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

Politics pre - DJT

"I Win!!!"

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

Elections race.