Conversation Buff Gifts

"I don't know how they can say that TV is killing the art of conversation, I mean it's all we EVER talk about."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

'He does lack social skills.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Golfing Accident

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Cat Burglar

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Doggone

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Stephen Fry

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Wedding disaster #27.

Men gossiping