Conversation Buff Pillows

"I don't know how they can say that TV is killing the art of conversation, I mean it's all we EVER talk about."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Could I ask just one question?"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'He does lack social skills.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Cat Burglar

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Doggone

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Golfing Accident

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Men gossiping

Letter Collecting Nerd