Language Buff Pillows

'Perkins! The correct term for this operation is transplant. Not cut and paste!!'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Dikshonarys

What A Moose Hears.

"Sure I can help him: I specialize in pirate-talk..."

"I miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was nouns and verbs."

"My god - a thesaurus!"

'My rule for spelling is, when in doubt, put the letter 'I' in front of the word.'

No New Grammer Schools

"We've removed the hint of Colonialism."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

Ceci n'est pas une drill!

'Isn't he clever?! Junior's learned to speak by repeating what I'm repeating...'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

Superbowl Hyperbole.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Cheese grammar.

Cat Burglar

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

Eye Ball

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"You just ordered a large poodle."

Light Sleeper

Rock the boat.

"Humans are so strange Dad: they discover us in America but call us 'Turkey'..."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Stop using the word NARRATIVE! We write stories!!"

"Ywhubenqmfpki, Y-W-H-U-B-E-N-Q-M-F-P-K-I, ywhubenqmfpki."

"What does LGBTQ stand for? No-one can give me a straight answer!"

Everything is Going to the Dogs!

"Hey, Siri, show me the location of the nearest china shop."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Vowel Movement

Lost And FO...ND

"A spellcheck error taught me that sex sells."