Argumentative Wizard Gifts

Searching for a gift for your argumentative wizard? Our creative collection features humorous and clever items that highlight their knack for debate, their magical charm, and spirited personality. Perfect for those who love a good argument and a dash of wizardry, these products make any debate more fun and enchanting.

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Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?" mockup

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

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Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument." mockup

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

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'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.' mockup

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

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'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!' mockup

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

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Sulk Shows

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about. mockup

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

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Traffic Management Strategic Group mockup

Traffic Management Strategic Group

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"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'" mockup

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

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'He will observe your text now...' mockup

'He will observe your text now...'

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"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!" mockup

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

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"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective." mockup

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

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'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

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'He started it!'

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"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation" mockup

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

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Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks. mockup

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

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'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.' mockup

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

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"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?" mockup

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

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Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up mockup

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

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'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.' mockup

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

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"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you." mockup

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

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'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.' mockup

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it mockup

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

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'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?' mockup

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

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'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!' mockup

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

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'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!' mockup

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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Argumentative Wizard Gifts Collection

Argumentative Wizard Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for argumentative wizards—perfect for sparking clever debates over coffee or tea.

Argumentative Wizard Pillows

Add a magical debate flair to their home with pillows that express their argumentative wizard character.

Argumentative Wizard Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate their witty, magical debating style in bold, artistic designs.

Argumentative Wizard T-Shirts

Find witty, debate-inspired t-shirts that showcase your argumentative wizard’s clever personality in a fun, wearable way.