Argumentative Wizard T-Shirts

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He will observe your text now...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'He started it!'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'He's always looking for an argument!'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'