Argumentative Wizard Mugs

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He will observe your text now...'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'He started it!'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'