Rhetoric Wizard Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone captivated by rhetoric and creative expression? Our collection for the rhetoric wizard offers witty, clever products that applaud their persuasive prowess. Ideal for educators, students, or anyone passionate about the power of words, these items add a humorous touch to their favorite space. Whether they’re debating, teaching, or just love playing with language, find the perfect humorous and thoughtful piece that speaks their language.

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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"Socrates, you have an answer for everything, you can convince anyone of anything, and you know everything. You ought to become a lawyer."

"Socrates, you have an answer for everything, you can convince anyone of anything, and you know everything. You ought to become a lawyer." mockup

"Socrates, you have an answer for everything, you can convince anyone of anything, and you know everything. You ought to become a lawyer."

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"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them." mockup

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

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Information...political rhetoric

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'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.' mockup

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

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"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context." mockup

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

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And now, for a rebuttal.

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"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down." mockup

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

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Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric. mockup

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

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Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg! mockup

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

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Language of politics.

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"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!" mockup

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

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Violent Rhetoric

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Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters. mockup

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

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"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too." mockup

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

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"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ." mockup

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

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Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes mockup

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

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'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!' mockup

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

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'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.' mockup

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

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'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!' mockup

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

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Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

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NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.'' mockup

NBS NEWS DIVISION, 'You've written a nice editorial on Sarah Palin here, but change 'said' to 'spewed,' and 'speech' to 'vitriol.''

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"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!" mockup

"My platform can be summarized in a single word: Leadership!"

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"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth."

"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth." mockup

"He doesn't lie. . . just repositions the truth."

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"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!" mockup

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"

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'Not guilty, Your Honor, by reason of watching of watching too much political opponent-bashing.'

'Not guilty, Your Honor, by reason of watching of watching too much political opponent-bashing.' mockup

'Not guilty, Your Honor, by reason of watching of watching too much political opponent-bashing.'

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'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...' mockup

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

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"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

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'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.' mockup

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

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Rhetoric Wizard Gifts Collection

Rhetoric Wizard Mugs

Explore our full range of witty mugs for the rhetoric wizard—perfect for sparking conversation and a chuckle during coffee breaks.

Rhetoric Wizard Pillows

Discover plush pillows with smart, humorous messages—great for adding personality and comfort to any space.

Rhetoric Wizard Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the art of persuasion and clever expression—perfect for inspiring their creative and rhetorical flair.

Rhetoric Wizard T-Shirts

Find more clever and witty t-shirts for the rhetoric wizard—ideal for making a statement and showcasing their love for language.