Structured Argument Fan Gifts

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'He started it!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The George Bush Library Tour.

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Political Analysis

Organization Chart

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

Mixed marriage: food fight

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

The partisan cafe

George Will

Bring on the Crazy

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Chuck Schumer

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."