Fire Pits Gifts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Fire down."

Dog with chew toy.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Collecting logs

Satan in the fireplace

Smiley

An snail shell with a chimney

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

The two friends