Fire Pits Pillows

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Collecting logs

Smiley

"Fire down."

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

The two friends

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

Santa relaxes by Fire

Satan in the fireplace

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?