Finger Mathematician Gifts

Calculator: Counting by fingers.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Math/After Math

Fingers

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Mathematics.

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Math is more art than science.'

Junior Accountant

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

"No, that's just wrong. It's not "thinking outside the box'.''

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."

New math.