Numerical Prodigy Gifts

Life on Earth - maths advice.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Staff Yearbook

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'That's my boy...'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Engineer on the move.

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'How can two plus three equal five? Yesterday you said one plus four equal five.'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

'How would you describe yourself?'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

I use spell check for all the answers on my math story problems.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

'We're pretty sure we've got all the right figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!'