Analytic Prodigy Gifts

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'That's my boy...'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Life on Earth - maths advice.

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

"I totally meant to do that."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Orchestra

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'