Physics Prodigy Gifts

A guy who looks a little like Einstein: E = something, something squared...'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Home school marching band"