Finger Mathematician Mugs

Calculator: Counting by fingers.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Life on Earth - maths advice.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Math/After Math

Fingers

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Mathematics.

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

'Math is more art than science.'

Junior Accountant

Cambridge Dons find secluded places to solve complex mathematical problems.

Delinquent Maths Teachers...

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

'Can Ganesh come and help deliver a business plan. . .'

"No, that's just wrong. It's not "thinking outside the box'.''

"These exercises improve my dexterity and, as you know, a light touch is very important. It isn't easy being a pickpocket."

"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"

"Personally, I think minimalism in finger painting is a corruption of the medium."

New math.