Mathematical Masterminds Gifts

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

Computer operator welding machine.

The United States' economy deflating.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I think I found the problem.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"