Mathematical Mindsmiths Gifts

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

When Cells Divide

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Pi fight!

math faculty

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"It's still in beta."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'Now read that back to me.'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'How would you describe yourself?'

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'