Mathematical Mindsmiths Pillows

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

When Cells Divide

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'Let's send out for pizza..'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Pi fight!

Yo Yo Tricks.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

math faculty

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"It's still in beta."

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'Now read that back to me.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

'My dad says fractions are obsolete since the stock market moved to decimals.'

"Be rational."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'How would you describe yourself?'

'I never realized how difficult mothematics was!'

"After years of painstaking research, I can finally reveal this equation. It proves conclusively that, I am a chick magnet!"