Mind Tinkerers Pillows

"In and of itself a maniacal grin means little."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'You know too much,'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Fur Baby

Filling the Missile Gap

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.