Mind Tinkerers Prints

"In and of itself a maniacal grin means little."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Thinking Gears

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'You know too much,'

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Fur Baby

"I've been genetically modified!"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Filling the Missile Gap

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'