Finding Meaning In Dirt Gifts

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

How Gary got his groove back.

The stuff of Legend.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

User friendly soil.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Anything else need tying up?'

Mermaids

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

BMX girl.

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

Jump Stop

Clean dirt.

He had never been there when Graham - 'his brother made of dough' - needed him. Now it was too late.

"I'm lost!"

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'