Finding Meaning In Dirt Prints

'I'm leaving, I want to see the world. I can't stay here and spend my life watching grass grow!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

The stuff of Legend.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

How Gary got his groove back.

User friendly soil.

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Mermaids

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Man crawling on desert see a dry cleaners in distance.

BMX girl.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

Jump Stop

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

Clean dirt.

"I'm lost!"

He had never been there when Graham - 'his brother made of dough' - needed him. Now it was too late.

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

"You've never planted a garden before, have you?"