Financially Clueless Club Members Gifts

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Niche Extracurriculars

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Campaign 2016

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Pole Vaulting Club

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Cricket wife's revenge 9

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

Tom's car was a dump, but at least he recycled.

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"I was thinking we could settle down. And when the time comes, two to seven days in the spring. When your only actually fertile for twenty fourt to thirty six hours, we could try and start a family."

'We play in the cat protection league.'

Girl Guided Missile

Misery Loves Co., Inc.

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

"I don't like the look of that new member."