Financial Irony Aficionado Pillows

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

British savings accounts

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

The Decline of the Euro.

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

Budget Cuts

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I'm just finishing denying the rumors of our impending bankruptcy to the press. Got those bankruptcy papers ready?'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."