Financial Irony Fan Pillows

Thrifty Credit Union

'And if any of you are unhappy with your bonus, just log on to our website and press 'Click to Enlarge.''

An office collection for an employee penniless from too many office collections

'Now that I have your attention...'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Jumping Wall Street.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

Golden bubbles

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'