Financial Fairies Gifts

'Ever wonder how you're going to pay off your school loan?'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Sub-prime Bear

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'The increased child tax credit is supposed to stimulate the economy...so how about a raise in my allowance?'

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Businessman Panhandling

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

"This family needs to be more responsible with our finances. A fool and his money are soon parted."

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

Business Fairy Tales.

'Dear shareholders, let me deliver a brief report on financial results...'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Cupid views his online credit rating.

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"