Finance Fearer Gifts

'Boy - How I miss the good ol' dangerous dogs... '

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

The Smell of Fear

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'Wait a minute....!

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Kicking The Habit

Horror writer.

Stress on GPs

'You're better off without him.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'