Finance Fearer Prints

'Boy - How I miss the good ol' dangerous dogs... '

You're really worried about getting stung, aren't you?

Skiing.

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Wait a minute....!

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Horror writer.

Kicking The Habit

'Mice escaped again@?'

Stress on GPs

'You're better off without him.'

I riry hay oey oo ah eh-eh! We'll never cure your fear of dentists if you keep talking like that.

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'