Film Studio Worker Gifts

Studio 51

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"We need a union!'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Fragile stamper.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Time Out For Teddy

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Congratulations Strike Over!

Hollywood producer.

Nuclear waste.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.