Filibuster Fanatic Gifts

The Filibuster.

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Be creative...!"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Movies vs. Films

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"That explains all the cavities."

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Floss Street Vendor

Sales

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

Freestyling.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."