Filibuster Fanatics Gifts

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Be creative...!"

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Puss in cement boots"

Movies vs. Films

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Freestyling.

Cheerleaders

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

"It's improv night."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

The Filibuster.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Lemmings and Ralph

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Toupee in a tin.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"He's the most powerful man in the senate."

Ginger was born to dance.

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

The End Of The Week Is Coming!

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'Can you direct me to the publisher of the Harry Potter books?'

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."